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So today I sat my six year old cousin down to explain to her why, as a white person, she is a sack of oppressive trash. I figured it would go smoothly and easily and that she would fully understand why she deserves to be hated, because it’s really not a difficult concept to grasp, but unfortunately it was more tumultuous than I had imagined.
“Whiteness is narcissism.” I told her. “As a white person, you are naturally selfish and inevitably racist. Your happiness, which is built upon centuries of misery, is harmful and disrespectful to others.”
In response she said “I’m not racist!” So I was like “Ugh fuck you yes you are.” At that point she tried to tone-police me by telling me it “wasn’t nice to swear,” but I wasn’t going to let her try to stop me from telling her what she needed to know.
“You are inferior. You are weak and spoiled because your life is easy, so PoC have the right to say or do anything they want to you. You owe them for their suffering at the hands of your people, so always remember that you and your voice and actions are always less important than theirs.”
She stared at me and seemed really confused and instead of agreeing with me like a decent person she decided to question me again. “But shouldn’t people just be equal?” she said.
“Fuck no. You lost the chance for equality when your ancestors committed genocide against the Native Americans and enslaved a race of innocent people. Didn’t you learn that in school? Your race is a race of evil and the damage they have done can never be repaired.”
Again she seemed dissatisfied with my assertions and, showing the typically self-centered narcissism of a white person, said “But I wasn’t even born back then! That wasn’t my fault!”
It was at that point that I nearly lost it and began to shout rather loudly at her. “Fuck your whitesplaining! It doesn’t fucking matter - you and all other crackers owe PoC the equivalent of the slavery and genocide your ancestors brought upon them! By the way, when a PoC’s talking to you about racism, you should shut your mouth and listen because it’s not about you, you shitty worthless little cracker!”
Through her pathetic display of white woman’s tears, she asked me what I meant by “cracker” and I explained that it was a word specifically used to insult white people. Then she said “But isn’t that racist too?”
Not able to deal with her damaging ignorance any more, I slapped her across the face and told her the world would be a better place if she just hanged herself. I couldn’t say any more because that’s when she ran up to her room, boo hoo-ing and crying her white tears because I hurt her delicate fee fees.
But hopefully some of that got through to her and she’ll be a better, less oppressive and less racist person as a result of our talk. It’s good to know my activism will one day lead to the improvement and progression of society.
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Okay, one of the main things I hate about this so called “Honey Boo Boo” child (whose name itself is an appropriation of bee culture) is how obsessed she is with coupons and saving money. I mean, she’s WHITE and therefore well off by default - what would she need those kind of monetary advantages for? The only explanation is that she’s just a greedy cash hog who’s stealing savings opportunities away from the minorities who truly need them. So EAT IT “Honey Boo Boo.” And by “it” I mean a live grenade.
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I’m sick of white children executing malicious blackface under the guise of “carnival face paint.” No more excuses, little crackers. Check your privilege.
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Look at the smug look on this little asshole’s face. He obviously realizes how racist his appropriated mohawk is and doesn’t give a fuck.
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Okay, so here’s a horror story from today that made me lose all my faith in humanity. I was at the toy store and near the doll aisle when I saw a little white girl and her white mother shopping. The little girl was looking at baby dolls while her mother watched. There were LOTS of dolls to choose from, but you know what this little cracker does? She goes RIGHT for one of the light-skinned dolls.
I couldn’t believe it. There were PLENTY of PoC dolls in that aisle, but all that pale, nasty creature wanted was one of the white babies. And her mother didn’t even stop her. It was horrible. Why couldn’t that child be a decent person and pick out one of the PoC dolls, just like the little black girl I saw later did?
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Oh my god, this ignorant white baby has NO IDEA the significance of henna in Indian culture. Don’t they realize how much damage their tattoo will do to countless others? I hope that henna’s toxic so maybe whitey will get what they deserve.
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WOW. There are fifteen people in this drawing, and the artist couldn’t think to include one PoC? Check your privilege white scum.
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This is absolutely disgusting. This white infant’s shameless appropriation makes it clear that they have no compassion for the suffering of others. How dare they trivialize another’s culture. I hope they choke on their own toes.
