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I have a friend named Jim who is forty five years old. Jim, who works at a middle school, has said that a lot of the students there - twelve, thirteen, and fourteen year olds - are dating. He’s also said that he’s seen on some of their Facebook pages that they usually identify as straight, gay, and bisexual.
Recently, Jim was seriously upset about something, and when I asked him what was wrong he said that he had seen one of the students, a thirteen year old straight girl, post that she would never date a guy Jim’s age. This was really hurtful to Jim, because he doesn’t think it’s fair that someone would write off someone they would usually date just because they had an older body.
I agree. If you’re a straight girl, you should be willing to date all men, regardless of the details of their body that they can’t control. If what you really mean when you say “straight girl” is “I would only date men with young bodies” then you’re not really a straight girl. The girl that upset Jim identified as “straight,” but she really should have indicated more specifically that she would only date boys her age by saying what she really was - a pedophile.
So, people under 18, please stop calling yourselves gay or straight or bisexual or any of those things if you would really only date someone who was also under 18. You are not straight, or gay, or a lesbian - you are a pedophile. Please indicate so when you talk about your identity or shut the fuck up and get out because that’s really hurtful and deceptive to people like Jim. Thank you and have a nice day.
what the
not that it’s pedophelia or anything
oh my fucking god
I’m 90% sure it’s a joke, but I have seen worse, much worse, and the real deal is even more unbelievable. If you don’t...
[nb: before anyone freaks out, childrenwithprivilege is a satire blog]
I know I shouldn’t be this confused about a post that’s obviously CAN’T be serious (oh god I hope it’s not) and by a...
slow clap
Oh my. Lol’n
disu shitto is killing me
Lmfao pedophile really!? Lmfao I give up on the human race!!